
The following was written originally on my personal Facebook page but a friend suggested that I put it on my website to invite further public comment…
For Christmas, my mum bought my 6 month old daughter a dancing penguin that sings the first verse of “Ice Ice Baby” by Vanilla Ice. She completely loves it and likes nothing better at the moment than to have it playing endlessly. As a consequence, I’ve become very familiar with the lyrics with which I have the following issues…










